Personal newspaper gifts
Turn their big day into front-page news.
Create a personalized newspaper front page for birthdays, weddings, retirements, graduations and other milestone moments. Add the person's details, generate a playful edition in about 30 seconds, edit every word, place photos, then export the finished newspaper.
Free to create€0.99 final exportNow on Google Play
The Archive
Five front pages, five real-feeling people.
Every newspaper is one of a kind. Here are five we made earlier.
Beloved Sister
Turns Forty
Sources confirm she looks suspiciously the same as last year
After four decades of being the family's most reliable narrator, Elena has officially passed forty. Friends note she remains the only person who can cook for twelve in a kitchen meant for two.
Her espresso intake remains unchanged. Her gossip remains undefeated. Her opinions, of course, remain free of charge.
Dad Officially
Off The Clock
After forty years, the man finally gets to sleep in
Giorgio Ricci, beloved colleague and inventor of the company's only working coffee machine, has finally stepped away from his desk. Colleagues are reported to be inconsolable.
Asked what comes next, the retiree replied simply: gardening. And television. And, possibly, a small boat.
Ten Years, Still
Stuck With Each Other
Pair confirms they would do it all again - minus the IKEA day
Ten years ago, a small ceremony, a borrowed suit, a wildly mispronounced vow. Today, the pair are still here - older, marginally wiser, and noticeably better at IKEA.
"Honestly," one half said, "we've never been better at arguing about which lamp to buy." The other half declined to comment, citing peace.
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Diploma Acquired,
Existential Dread Next
Local student survives five years of espresso and group projects
After five years of all-nighters, mystery group projects and a singular love affair with the library vending machine, Sofia has graduated with honours. The vending machine could not be reached for comment.
Her thesis - 187 pages, two footnotes and one inexplicable cat photo - has been described by examiners as "ambitious" and "mostly readable."
Friend Defects
To Portugal
Local social calendar reports devastating losses
Luca, our beloved correspondent in the field of "actually showing up," has been transferred to Lisbon, effective immediately. The group chat has not recovered. Officials describe morale as "uncharacteristically Portuguese."
Speaking from his half-packed flat, Luca confirmed he would be back "for every birthday, every wedding, and any reasonable excuse involving wine."
'until the next round.'"
How it works
From details to a finished front page.
The app keeps the workflow simple: create, generate, edit, preview and export.
1. Add the occasion
Choose the event and add the name, date, city, photos, memories and traits that make the edition personal.
2. Generate the newspaper
Occasions Press drafts headlines, articles, fake ads, historical details, horoscope copy and other newspaper-style text in about 30 seconds.
3. Edit and export
Pick a template, adjust photos, edit the copy, then export the finished front page from the app.
What you can make
Birthday editions, wedding jokes, retirement roasts and milestone keepsakes.
Personalized headline and deck line
Main article written around the person
Historical facts from the chosen date or year
Fake ads based on inside jokes and traits
Photo placement and crop controls
Saved draft and completed newspapers on device
Gift reactions
Made for the group chat, the dinner table and the frame.
Use it for affectionate jokes, milestone moments and the kind of keepsake people actually pass around.
"It looks like something we secretly commissioned from a real newspaper."
"The fake ad was so specific that everyone asked who wrote it."
"Fast enough to make the same day, polished enough to print."
Run the press
One person.
One front page.
One unforgettable gift.
Free to download. Free to make as many newspapers as you like. €0.99 only when you want to export the final edition.
Get it onGoogle PlayEditorial pricing
Make it free. Export it for a song.
Build and preview your newspaper before paying. A finished export costs €0.99 per completed edition.
Letters to the editor
Asked, and answered.
The practical bits before someone asks them in the group chat.
How fast is generation?
The first AI draft usually appears in about 30 seconds. You can then edit, swap templates, adjust photos and export when it feels right.
Can I edit the generated text?
Yes. The generated newspaper is a starting point. You can review and edit the wording before sharing or exporting.
What do I get for €0.99?
A final completed export of the newspaper edition. You can create and preview before paying.
Is this real journalism?
No. Occasions Press creates AI-assisted parody and keepsake newspaper pages. It is meant for personal gifts, jokes and celebrations.
Where is the privacy information?
The full Privacy Policy and AI Content Reporting page are linked in the footer.